Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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