I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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