its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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