white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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