Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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