I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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