she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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