Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil