Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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