They should really pass out barf bags in church
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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