My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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