Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
What a dumb baby whore.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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