My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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