my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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