Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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