What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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