i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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