just come out here and I will go home with you...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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