Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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