don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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