my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
birth control should be required to get into college
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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