Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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