So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
