They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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