is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Its about making memories worth repressing
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i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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