Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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