she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
