You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
