break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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