I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
