I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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