i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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