That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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