Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
