No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
