my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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