you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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