We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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