I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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