I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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