everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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