Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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