jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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