yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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