Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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