My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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