wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
