I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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