they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"