Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.