He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before