I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better