And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Drunk is a universal language darling
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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