idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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