yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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