Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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