Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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