Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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