if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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