he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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